Getting to Know...
Trever Dunica – Middle Linebacker
Trever was raised on a Sioux Indian reservation, after his parents died in a fiery mobile meth lab crash. Trever and his brother Thorne were the sole survivors of the crash. The Sioux rescued the brothers and raised them under their ways. Trever quickly earned a high tolerance for alcohol, and learned a trade of cigarette rolling. When Trever turned eighteen, the tribe put him to work at the Mikasouki Resort and Casino on the reservation. Trever quickly excelled at the Craps table, and “Pick a Hand” games. After taking the White man’s money for a few years he quickly tired of his profession, and decided to follow his dreams of becoming a football star. He threw on his moccasins, grabbed a 40 oz. for the road, and hitchhiked to the Indianapolis Rush training compound for walk-on tryouts. The rest is history…
Mike McRottencrotch – Right Guard
Hails from beautiful Barkclay, Greenland where he ran his own fishing business. Mike would troll the eastern coast in search of the waters bounty. Mike would frequent coastal pubs, and brothels earning a small legend in his wake. The legend was always told in dark corners of the seediest establishments by local women of the night. Mike always insisted in grinding his own chum, with flak falling in his trousers. His lack of cleanliness lead to a horrid stench that spawned the name McRottencrotch. Mike is also a fan of competitive eating, reruns of Perfect Strangers, pissing in milk jugs, and aliens.